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Oh! How Awkward!

29 Jan

January 29, 2014

I was very disappointed watching the State of The Union address tonight. No, I don’t mean the usual disappointment all of us have in the President, I mean that in all the years of my life, watching live political addresses, I have not once, not ever, seen a politician let out a wicked fart live on television. This opera singer may be as close as I get.

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For some reason, all I can think of is Margaret Dumont. She would have made the perfect diva for this story. Prim, proper, and never, ever prone to flatulence.

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Imponderable #75: US Federal Government

4 Jan

January 4, 2013

No, this is not about the fiscal cliff, nor is it about the imponderable way that there was no vote on Hurricane Sandy relief. No, this Imponderable is about something that can possibly affect any of us, anywhere, at any time.

(You can click the picture to enlarge the text.)

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It was pretty long but I hope you read it all. Yes, a man was so Imponderably gassy that his superiors had to issue him a formal reprimand for his flatulence.

And you thought your coworkers were bad.

There is a lot I could say but the article really covered it all, except that no one asked the Imponderable question: What was that man eating?

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