May 21, 2011
Think Donald Duck is cute and funny? We all know has a bad temper, but did you also realize that he has a black, murderous heart and the remorseless soul of a killer?
From 1936, this Sunday page is Exhibit A. Witness as Donald Duck attempts to murder Goofy.
 | Matt Cowan on Picture Postcard: Please Do No… |
 | bmj2k on The 2023 Flash Gordon New Year… |
 | Corey on This Is What Was, Last We… |
 | irvoneil on The 2023 Flash Gordon New Year… |
| bmj2k on Ch-Ch-Ch- Chia! |
 | Kimm baune on Ch-Ch-Ch- Chia! |
| Kimm Baune on Ch-Ch-Ch- Chia! |
 | Catherine on Mr. Orcini |
 | T E Stazyk on Thanksgiving 2022 With Pierre… |
| bmj2k on Late Night Movie House: The Wo… |
© Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride 2023
Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride by bmj2k.com is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.
BMJ2K is the author of Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride.
Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride 
We will continue the duck theme over the next few days.
LikeLike
I was attacked by a mother duck once…once!
LikeLike
And only once. That duck had a hard lesson to learn.
But wait until you read Monday’s post before rushing to duck judgement.
LikeLike
I think his stint in Mathemagic Land turned him into a psychopath.
LikeLike
Nice.
LikeLike
Wow… hey, wait a second, Goofy can’t possibly have survived this!!! Do you realize what that means? It means that the Goofy we all have seen since 1936 is an impostor!! Do you realize the implications of this? Oh my… he might even be… dare I say it? A CLONE!! Or even a Nazi spy!!!!! Somebody warn that moron of Mickey before it’s too late! He’s been living a lie for decades!!!
LikeLike
This explains a lot about Goofy. He isn’t stupid- he is brain damaged from his time underwater and deprived of oxygen to his brain.
LikeLike
He’s a highly functional zombie. That explains how he’s survived so many beatings and his massive clutz out moments.
LikeLike
Oh, I like that!
LikeLike
I always thought Donald Duck was an asshole.
LikeLike
Then this cartoon didn’t do anything to change your mind, did it?
LikeLike
No, that’s what I meant. It just added more confirmation. Dude has always needed anger management.
LikeLike
He may also be a sexoholic, as you’ll see if you check back on Monday.
LikeLike
No wonder he has anger management issues–a sexaholic with no equipment.
LikeLike
Not according to the woman who- no dang it, wait ’til Monday for that story.
LikeLike
He’s such an angry little duck, isn’t he? One might say he’s a little fowl.
LikeLike
The only thing more painful than that pun is knowing that I somehow missed it. Why didn’t I think of that??
LikeLike
I was meaning to tell you that the story quacked me up!
LikeLike
Coming from someone much closer to nature than I, I appreciate that.
LikeLike