The Saturday Comics: Donald Duck

21 May

May 21, 2011

Think Donald Duck is cute and funny? We all know has a bad temper, but did you also realize that he has a black, murderous heart and the remorseless soul of a killer?

From 1936, this Sunday page is Exhibit A. Witness as Donald Duck attempts to murder Goofy.

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19 Responses to “The Saturday Comics: Donald Duck”

  1. bmj2k's avatar
    bmj2k May 21, 2011 at 12:02 am #

    We will continue the duck theme over the next few days.

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  2. Gigantor's avatar
    Gigantor May 21, 2011 at 12:19 am #

    I was attacked by a mother duck once…once!

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      bmj2k May 21, 2011 at 12:24 am #

      And only once. That duck had a hard lesson to learn.

      But wait until you read Monday’s post before rushing to duck judgement.

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  3. Thomas Stazyk's avatar
    Thomas Stazyk May 21, 2011 at 12:36 am #

    I think his stint in Mathemagic Land turned him into a psychopath.

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  4. Mac of BIOnighT's avatar
    Mac of BIOnighT May 21, 2011 at 12:36 am #

    Wow… hey, wait a second, Goofy can’t possibly have survived this!!! Do you realize what that means? It means that the Goofy we all have seen since 1936 is an impostor!! Do you realize the implications of this? Oh my… he might even be… dare I say it? A CLONE!! Or even a Nazi spy!!!!! Somebody warn that moron of Mickey before it’s too late! He’s been living a lie for decades!!!

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k May 21, 2011 at 12:43 am #

      This explains a lot about Goofy. He isn’t stupid- he is brain damaged from his time underwater and deprived of oxygen to his brain.

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        Gigantor May 21, 2011 at 1:06 am #

        He’s a highly functional zombie. That explains how he’s survived so many beatings and his massive clutz out moments.

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    R.Cohen May 21, 2011 at 3:23 am #

    I always thought Donald Duck was an asshole.

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k May 21, 2011 at 11:49 am #

      Then this cartoon didn’t do anything to change your mind, did it?

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      • Rebecca Cohen/Gyno-Star's avatar
        R.Cohen May 21, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

        No, that’s what I meant. It just added more confirmation. Dude has always needed anger management.

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          bmj2k May 21, 2011 at 5:32 pm #

          He may also be a sexoholic, as you’ll see if you check back on Monday.

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          • Thomas Stazyk's avatar
            Thomas Stazyk May 21, 2011 at 6:28 pm #

            No wonder he has anger management issues–a sexaholic with no equipment.

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              bmj2k May 21, 2011 at 6:35 pm #

              Not according to the woman who- no dang it, wait ’til Monday for that story.

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  6. The Hook's avatar
    The Hook May 24, 2011 at 9:49 am #

    He’s such an angry little duck, isn’t he? One might say he’s a little fowl.

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k May 24, 2011 at 1:50 pm #

      The only thing more painful than that pun is knowing that I somehow missed it. Why didn’t I think of that??

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      • Thomas Stazyk's avatar
        Thomas Stazyk May 25, 2011 at 11:04 pm #

        I was meaning to tell you that the story quacked me up!

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        • bmj2k's avatar
          bmj2k May 26, 2011 at 12:24 am #

          Coming from someone much closer to nature than I, I appreciate that.

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