February 28, 2011
How well do you know your Hollywood lunatics?
Five of these quotes are from crazy Hollywood racist Mel Gibson. The other five are from loony Hollywood maniac Charlie Sheen. Try to identify who said what. Answers are below. No peeking!
A- “I am one tough motherfucker and you can’t bother me anymore. You ask anybody what their number one fear is and it’s public humiliation. Multiply that on a global scale and that’s what I’ve been through. It changes you and makes you one tough motherfucker. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”
B- “I’ll apologize when hell freezes over. They can fuck off.”
C- “I’m not fair game. I’m not a soft target. It’s over. There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”
D- “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”
E- “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.”
F- “I want to kill him…I want his intestines on a stick… I want to kill his dog.”
G- “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
H- “I own Malibu… I am going to fuck you.”
I- “I am going to come and burn the fucking house down… but you will blow me first.”
J- “It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”
BONUS QUESTION
Which celebrity designer said this?
“You’re so ugly I can’t bear looking at you. You’re wearing cheap boots, cheap thigh boots. You’ve got no hair, your eyebrows are ugly, you’re ugly, you’re nothing but a whore.”
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ANSWERS
Mel Gibson said A, B, F, H, and I
Charlie Sheen said C, D, E, G,and J
John Galiano is the asshole designer.
Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride 
At first I thought they all sounded like Mel Gibson. But I notice that Charlie Sheen likes military/weapon metaphors where Gibson is more, shall we say, blunt.
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Very nice; I got some wrong, but Thomas hit it correctly – Sheen is really into his military stuff apparently. Weird. Also, remind me to get a piece of Malibu once Gibson has to sell it off to fund his next insane movie.
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There were some longer rants from both that might have been a bit harder to identify but I was already leary of positng this amount of blue language and left out ones that were far, far worse.
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The ‘Bro’s were clearly from Sheen…
Mel Deserve to be “Blown Before the Jacuzzi.” so yeah just about anything with being blown is from him…and the intestine/doggy one is from the man that brought us Apocalypto as well…
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On that point, didn’t old Mel get his intestines on a stick in Braveheart? So his rants aren’t even original!
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