Archive | January, 2011

American Idol 2011

21 Jan

January 21, 2011

You guys see the new American Idol last night? It was the debut of new judge Vinnie Barbarino and the return of Paula Abdul.

Wait- that was Steven Tyler? From Aerosmith? Man, putting his non-stage personality on display is a big mistake. Did the producers actually listen to him talk before he got the job? “Oh, youse is so freakin’ talented!” I always thought Boom Boom Washington was the smooth talker in the Sweat Hogs.

And that was Jennifer Lopez? Not the return of Paula Abdul? She couldn’t make up her mind, she loved everyone, had nothing bad to say about anyone, and passed people simply because they begged. One she passed because, even though the contestant had a bad audition, Jennifer remembered her previous audition from when she saw it on TV four years ago. Are you sure this isn’t loopy Paula?

My review? FAIL.

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January News Roundup

20 Jan

January 20, 2011

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STUPID NEWS PLAGUES COUNTRY

Mr. Blog to Mock Headlines Nationwide

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WORLD NEWS

Mr. BTR would like to announce that he has been granted funding by Arts Council of England for his performance of “Man who stays home a lot and sleeps late.” This in no way will interfere with his other performances of “Man without a job,” “Man who blogs,” and “Man who laughs all the way to the bank.”

The next in the series of Avex videos is “Buy me a drink,” followed by “Your place or mine,” “I have something to tell you,” and “Doctor’s report.” 

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LOCAL NEWS
   

On the one hand we have a woman robbed while on the toilet by a clown, and on the other hand a woman who broke into a house half naked and high. On the whole. which victim would you rather be?

 

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RELIGION

Wouldn’t that church logo make a good t-shirt?

Some fine young parishioners on their way to worship.

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SPORTS

I’m sure there are plenty of jokes I could make here, plenty of snotty remarks, a lot of nasty remarks, but I shall refrain. I am a Mets fan. I am in my own kind of sports Hell.

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