Death Rides an American Chopper. (Senior vs. Junior Week 4)

3 Sep

September 3, 2010

Was it the Black Widow bike?

They say that life imitates art. This week, American Chopper Sr. vs. Jr. copied a comic book. Specifically, it was the cover of The Adventures of Superman 481.

In a real world tragedy, a workman who was fixing the roof of Paulie’s new shop fell through a hole to his death on the concrete floor below. His name was not released, but The Editor’s and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride wish to send their deepest condolences. No one’s death should be fodder for either a reality show or a silly blog.

But as Vince McMahon said, the show must go on.

The usual comic book antics took an even sillier twist this week when it was revealed that Mikey’s assistant, hired to organize, well, everything about Mikey, was discovered to be legally blind, leaving Mikey no choice but to drive around his assistant on the assistant’s errands. (Did I mention that his license was suspended three months ago? No I did not. I could not make this up if I tried.)

What Mikey did not realize is that his new employee, Matt Murdoch, is secretly the blind superhero Daredevil, the man without fear.

Tragically, even Daredevil was unable to prevent the terrible events about to unfold, as the war between the Teutuls was about to take its first fatality.

While fixing Paulie’s roof, a workman succumbed to the fumes from all of Mikey’s open paint cans and fell through a hole in the roof.

Death, on his customized OCC chopper, rode in and not even the Man Without Fear could  prevent his death.

Paulie, grief stricken, called in his very creepy pastor to counsel the crew. The pastor showed up, waved around a paperback that may or may not have been a book about Roswell but was definitely not a Bible, muttered some new age aphorisms, and vanished in a puff of smoke.

Oh, and three days later Paul Sr. called to see what’s up.

7 Responses to “Death Rides an American Chopper. (Senior vs. Junior Week 4)”

  1. J.R.D. Skinner's avatar
    JRD Skinner September 3, 2010 at 2:50 pm #

    The only person who could save this show is Bill Bixby.

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k September 3, 2010 at 10:13 pm #

      Cue the sad walking away music.

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  2. Allan Keyes's avatar
    Allan Keyes September 3, 2010 at 5:54 pm #

    HOW MANY MORE INNOCENTS WILL DIE AS A RESULT OF THIS WAR BETWEEN JR AND SR?!

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  3. Flemble Button's avatar
    Flemble Button September 3, 2010 at 10:32 pm #

    Mike Teutul’s driver’s licence was NOT suspended. He’d let his INSURANCE lapse. That’s why he was later shown driving a different car, likely a rental covered by different insurance.

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k September 3, 2010 at 10:43 pm #

      I stand corrected.
      However, as the show pointed out, it is still a very serious issue.

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  4. testazyk's avatar
    testazyk September 4, 2010 at 7:46 pm #

    You’ve got me wondering whether it was indeed an “accident.”

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k September 4, 2010 at 11:54 pm #

      TLC’s fingerprints are all over their show. I won’t accuse them of murder, but I am willing to bet that TLC pulled some trings to ge them that shop, right near the original shop, that “wasn’t listed yet.” Had TLC not helped get that building…

      What disgusted me was the policeman on the scene, who who voiced the tragedy in terms of Paulie:
      “It is such a shame the guy died like that. Paulie is just getting started, getting on his own two feet, and for something like that to happen, it is just a shame.”

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