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The Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: 5 Bad Batman Guns

7 Dec

December 7, 2013

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Batman. What do we know about him?

1- He’s really Bruce Wayne
2- His parents were murdered
3- His sidekick is Robin
4- He never, ever, uses a gun

So what better toy than a Batman gun?

1- I have to admit, this first one is cool in a 60’s Japanese tin toy way. You know what I mean.


2- Sort of like a Bat-Luger. Simply not a cool looking gun. They probably had a bunch laying around in a warehouse and stuck it on a Batman card.


3- Again, nothing Batman-like at all. Not even that bat, which would look more at home in a 1940’s Dracula flick.


4- So stupid I love it. I want this one.


5- Epic fail. Epic Bat-fail.


YES! Rubber Duckie Inducted Into Toy Hall Of Fame!

14 Nov

November 14, 2013


I will now turn over the rest of this post to Pierre D. Duck.

251517_231324220215902_1806800_nHello! I am Pierre D. Duck, the World’s Greatest Duck! I work in a bakery where I eat a lot of cake and I have a big family too. I would like to accept this award on behalf of me, Pierre, because I deserve it. Did you know that I am a model? The rubber duckie? That is me. When I was very young they took my picture and made me into a toy because I was so cute and loveable. I am still very handsome. I would like to thank everyone who honored me because I am so great, including my wife Cecelia who is making me spaghetti tonight with meatballs and a hoagie sandwich, and my children who are so cute because they look like me, and my son Norman who plays baseball. Thank all of you for making me such a great duck and who is going to have a big dinner tonight! Thank you all for food!

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