Tag Archives: Satan

“Great Shades of Satan!”

7 Feb

February 7, 2013

“Great Shades of Satan!” I exclaimed. I totally forgot that I planned to work that into every post this week and if there ever a post easy to work it into, it was yesterday’s post about Dracula.

On the other hand, this post may have been even easier since it is the very first line. But I digress.

Blogslinging (bonus points if you remember my attempts to make that a household word) isn’t such an easy thing. In fact is can be downright difficult. For example, I have nothing to blog about today. Nothing at all. I have had every single day of this week planned out for weeks but this particular day has been a blank for a while now. Tomorrow’s blog? Check. Saturday? Check. I even have next week’s Terrible Toy ready to go. I won’t give it away, but it involves Superman and his quest for a cup of tea and nice nap.

So how shall I fill this place today?

With song!

Courtesy of South Park, here is a touching moment with Satan, in a sad, contemplative mood:

And more bonus points: Where did the expression “Great shades of Satan” come from? HINT: You can find the answer in a really old blog on this very site.

Late Night Movie House of Crap: A Montage of Santa Claus (Christmas Classics)

26 Dec

December 26, 2012

Ahh, the Christmas movie. Think Miracle on 34th Street, think It’s a Wonderful Life, don’t think of any of these. TIP: If it stars Hulk Hogan, it is not destined to be a classic. 

From December 26, 2011

Please enjoy this presentation of selected Santa Claus appearances. Our first stop is Mexico from the 1959 film titled aptly, if not imaginatively, Santa Claus, which for some reason features Satan.

Back in the USA, here is the aptly, if not imaginatively, titled, Santa With Muscles, featuring noted thespian Hulk Hogan.

 

Want more wrestlers? Here is Rowdy Roddy Piper beating up Santa. (Actually, that is the legendary Bobby “the Brain” Heenan under the beard. You didn’t really think that was Santa, did you?)

And in this next clip, Santa gets into the squared circle to drop the rock bottom on some punk-ass jabroni. (“Xanta Klaus” from the South Pole. You can’t believe this stuff unless you see it for yourself.)

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM YOUR PALS AT MR. BLOG!