Tag Archives: Saarah

Picture Postcard: The Creep On The Course

20 Jul

July 20, 2015

I was on a ghost tour in Cape May NJ recently. We were riding in an old-fashioned trolley and the guide was relating the haunted history of each house. In this house is the ghost of a jilted lover, she told us, and in another house the spirits of long-dead children still roamed the halls.

It was dusk and the mood was right. There were old Victorian mansions and smaller, centuries-old homes. She regaled us with stories of phantom men who wander the streets, and stories of business rivals who still duel in the night.

As we went down one particularly old, cobblestoned street, she warned us that he place in Cape May that scared her the most, that creeped her out more than anything else, was right ahead of us.

All eyes went forward, looking for the next old home or haunted alley.

We saw this:

course creep

This weird guy on the 12th hole of a miniature golf course caused her more sleepless nights than any ghoul or apparition ever did.

Me? I think there is something evil in the eyes.

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Now About That Name…

13 Jul

July 13, 2015

This is a Chinese restaurant in Wildwood New Jersey. It really does have to be a Chinese restaurant, doesn’t it? Anything else and it would be an even worse name. This really sounds like something a guy commits and ends up on the sex offender registry.

DSCF0571Two guys are locked up in jail block C:

CONVICT 1: What you in for?
CONVICT 2: Yo, I beat up my baby mama, b**ch wanted me to give up the b**ches, you know? Ain’t how I roll. What you do?
CONVICT 1: I committed a dong sin.
CONVICT 2: Yo, you on the registry now, homes!

The proverbial sin of the dong. Men are such animals.

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(Thanks Saarah, for snapping the pic. 🙂 )

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