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Imponderable #65: Clayton Cubitt

19 Oct

October 19, 2012

Going against the tradition of The Imponderable, Clayton Cubitt is not a place, he is a man. Read on.

And now, purely in the interest of science and research, are his videos.

WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
And please, be over 18. While there is NO nudity or profanity here, this is not for kids.

I decided that it was in the best traditions of journalism that I present all four videos. And how about that Alicia? If those girls don’t make you a fan of literature I don’t what will. And if you are a true cosmopolitan bibliophile, follow the links at the end of the videos for foreign versions.

And as far as mocking a Victorian theory of hysteria in women, give me a break. Some guys will say anything to get a woman to do some things. The man, btw, lives in my neck of the woods, Brooklyn NY. I would love to run into him some day.

I did some research into this (in the name of journalistic integrity) and the women are either burlesque performers or adult movie stars, and what is going on below the table is probably just what you think is going on below the table. This is real.

But what is it? Art? Well, I guess it is, if only in the sense that everything today is art. Is it a statement? The artist seems to think so but I don’t believe him.

Is this simply the extreme that a man will go to just to get a sexual thrill?

The question is Imponderable. But the answer is probably yes.

You watched all four of those videos, didn’t you? 😉

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Late Night Movie House of Crap: Justice League of Pornstar Heroes (NSFW)

10 Jan

January 10, 2012

 I generally don’t consider pornography a fitting topic for this blog. While in some ways pornography and porn stars are moving closer and closer to mainstream, I still maintain a few standards and that’s the reason for the warnings at the top of this post. You’ve been warned.

While pornography isn’t a fitting topic for Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride, comic books most certainly are. This blog has a regular Saturday weekly comic feature and comic books and characters form a significant part of the content here. So it was hard to ignore the following adult movie when it got so much press both in comic book and mainstream circles.

The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes

Marvel is cranking out films left and right and gearing up for The Avengers while Warner Brothers/DC can’t make a decent Superman film and Green Lantern was dead on arrival. The Batman franchise is a winner but it is also coming to an end. So in the absence of a real Justice League movie I present to you the trailer for and publicity stills from the Justice League porno movie.

The trailer is clean and shows no nudity but think twice before viewing it at work.

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