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Late Night Movie House of Crap: A Montage of Santa Claus

25 Dec

December 25, 2011

No formal Sneak Peek this week. Next week will have a new Imponderable, New York Legend, and Saturday Comics. Two final Christmas Reposts will appear on Wednesday and Thursday, and on Tuesday a brand new post will resurrect the specter of the Scrappers.

Please enjoy this presentation of selected Santa Claus appearances. Our first stop is Mexico from the 1959 film titled aptly, if not imaginatively, Santa Claus, which for some reason features Satan.

Back in the USA, here is the aptly, if not imaginatively, titled, Santa With Muscles, featuring noted thespian Hulk Hogan.

 

Want more wrestlers? Here is Rowdy Roddy Piper beating up Santa. (Actually, that is the legendary Bobby “the Brain” Heenan under the beard. You didn’t really think that was Santa, did you?)

And in this next clip, Santa gets into the squared circle to drop the rock bottom on some punk-ass jabroni. (“Xanta Klaus” from the South Pole. You can’t believe this stuff unless you see it for yourself.)

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM YOUR PALS AT MR. BLOG!

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“Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year” by Tiny Tim. (Don’t blame me.) Classic Repost

24 Dec

December 24, 2011

There is nothing I like more than tradition. Here at Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride, I hope this is the start of a new tradition. So as you snuggle in and enjoy your Christmas Eve, please joy this rendition of a true holiday classic. And yes, this is real.

Please, share this with someone you love. As long as he has a good sense of humor.

from December 25, 2010

Don’t hate me. This was suggested by oft-time commenter, the full-time Alan Keyes.

Don’t know who Tiny Tim was? This isn’t the “God bless us, everyone” kid. This is the banjo-playing freak show who was popular in the 1960’s and 70’s. Popular for what you ask? I don’t know. He was one of those people whom someone one day called a celebrity and no one argued. I’d compare him to Paris Hilton but I don’t like to speak ill of the dead.

So, with apologies, here is “Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year.”

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