Imponderable #105: Across the USA

16 Aug

August 16, 2013

ugly medium

I’m not going to mince words- if you spend $520, or even $5.20, you are an idiot. Write me letters, I don’t care. This “medium” is an utter, utter fraud. How do I know? I am educated on this sort of thing. It isn’t hard, look into it yourself. Phony fraud mediums have used the same tactics for centuries. Add in the lies of “reality” television and you have PT Barnum’s dream come true.

Why would anyone pay money to see this?
The question is Imponderable, but the answer is obvious- dumb.

Wait! I’m having a PSYCHIC FLASH! Many of you are angry at me now. See? I’m psychic too.

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A Musical Interlude

15 Aug

August 15, 2013

No long story tonight. I came across an old episode of Married With Children on TV the other day and it happened that it had one of my favorite Al Bundy scenes. first, here is Al’s “dramatic reading” of a great, classic, doo wop song, Gene Chandler’s Duke of Earl. I’ll follow it up with the actual song.

 

No one rocked a monocle like the Duke of Earl. Mr. Peanut? Nah. The Monopoly guy? Uh uh. Cape, stick, and monocle, Gene Chandler has it going on.

 

 

 

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