April 8, 2016
It is no secret that I am always looking for a way to make more money. This blog doesn’t run on unicorn horns and Booty-O’s, you know. Anyway, I’m going to open a bowling alley. I’m going to name it after my great-aunt Lois, and call it Lois Lanes.
Think DC will have a problem with that?
Hey, what ‘s the worst that can happen?
If DC is cool with it, we can discuss a Mr. Blog’s Tepid Comic one-shot, with five variant covers (none by Rob Liefeld.)
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April 1, 2016
The greatest threat to humanity is not ISIS, Al-Qaeda, or Cobra. It is Willy Wonka. He is a danger to all humanity and must be stopped. Like The Island of Doctor Moreau, The evil genius is conducting evil experiments meant to be breed new threats to humanity in order to take over the world.
Don’t believe me? Wonka does not even try to hide his evil ambitions. Want proof? It is right here on this box of everlasting gobstoppers, a box like any other innocent, innocuous box on store shelves across America.
“Produced with genetic engineering.” It’s a freakin’ gobstopper! What genetics does it have? The main ingredients are sugar and artificial colors. Where are the genes? What DNA has been manipulated? It says “may contain eggs.” What is Willy Wonka doing to those eggs?
Wonka is very upfront about his plans for domination. Look at that box, a happy cartoon gobstopper with a mouth! Is that a clue? Are these things alive? WHAT GENETIC ENGINEERING GOES INTO A GOBSTOPPER?
For the record, after I read that disclaimer, I threw the box away. It was still half full.
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