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The Saturday Comics: Rob Liefeld’s Santa the Barbarian

22 Dec

December 22, 2012

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As they used to say on MST3K, we are in for some deep hurting this week.

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Far as I know, this is Santa the Barbarian’s only appearance, from a trading card inserted into an issue of Wizard, the comic book magazine that was better known as the propaganda arm of Marvel Comics.

Where to start? We all know that Liefeld and anatomy are bitter, bitter enemies. Sheesh, just look at the size of Santa’s leg! This isn’t Santa the Barbarian, this is a shaved mastodon. I’d love to say that this card screams 1990’s, but Liefeld is drawing (I can’t say illustrating) the exact same way today. However, somebody must like this crap. Someone out there must think this is cool.

Actually, I know for a fact that someone does. Last year, I sold a set of Wizard cards, including this one, on eBay and while I didn’t get rich off of it, I did make a nice profit.

Look at that card. There really is no excuse.

Imponderable #74: Gunung Kemukus, Java, Indonesia

21 Dec

December 21, 2012

Sorry, I don’t have the zip code.

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This is where I am going on vacation, book me a hotel room for June!

Well hey, I’m not here to make fun of anyone’s religious beliefs, but I would like to point out that many people also believe that today, December 21st, 2012, is the day the world is going to end. I hope that’s not true because it would totally mess up my random stranger sex vacation next year.

What caught my attention the most (aside from saving the water for “re-use’) is the festival’s name, Pon. It is pretty close to Porn, which would be a much better description.

When the article says that the experience has become “heavily commercialized,” what exactly does that mean? Do they mean celebrity endorsements? “This random sex act with a total stranger brought to you by Charlie Sheen?”

The question is Imponderable.