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I Blame It On Lex Luthor

13 Nov

November 13, 2013

NO! Say it isn’t so!

How DARE YOU make this child cry!

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What happened?

Was it a bird?
Was it a plane?
No, it was Batman Bin Suparman, gone bad!

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We’ve met mild mannered Batman Bin Suparman before, the young man from Singapore with the ridiculous name. But he was a good, law abiding citizen by day, Batman and/or Superman by night. Now though, he knocked off a convenience store and robbed a bank. Was is kryptonite? Was he impersonated by Bizarro? Mind controlled by Lex Luthor? What was it? What could it be?

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I am so disillusioned right now.

 

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Imponderable #115: Japan (Of course Japan. That is one screwed up country)

8 Nov

November 8, 2013

 

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I’m starting to rethink my Imponderable policy. If it comes from Japan, is it really Imponderable? Panties in vending machines, kissing robots, and video games based on urination. Why should this surprise me? Compared to those things, this so-called “Imponderable” is pretty tame.

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I don’t get it, not at all. If only there were a helpful YouTube video to straighten me out.

Oh, yeah, now I get it. Now it all makes sense. Everything makes sense when I remember just one thing, one simple thing.

Japan is crazy.

 

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