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Picture Postcard: Stilt Man

1 May

May 1, 2013

One of the great things about the Chiller Convention is that lots of people dress up and walk around in costume. While there were not as many this years as there were last year, they made up for it in creativity. There was a woman dressed as Darryl from The Walking Dead, and tons of woman in varying degree of dress showing off their cleavage. However, one man stood head and shoulders above all the others.

Literally. He was on stilts.

I first saw Stilt Man in his civilian identity. I was on line to buy a soda and right behind me was a normal looking guy who bought a beer. I went outside to get some air and drink my soda, he went outside and drank his beer. And then, with the beer telling him what a great idea it must be, he put on his stilts.

Photo Apr 27, 2 43 15 PM

He looked for all the world like he was going to examine the flowers. I was sure he was going to reach in and pull out another beer. That is, until he put on his robe and mask.

Photo Apr 27, 2 54 33 PM

After that he could be seen all over the convention, Death in a yellow robe, looming over the rest of the visitors, sometimes waving his arms in a menacing way or making mystical gestures with his hands.

Photo Apr 27, 3 12 09 PM

And for this convention, it was totally normal.

Make Your Party Plans Now!

25 Apr

April 25, 2013

It is not too late to get ready to party like it was 4977 BC!

You still have a couple of days to plan your bash.

What the heck am I talking about?

THIS!

April 27, 4977 B.C.:

Universe is created, according to Johannes Kepler

On this day in 4977 B.C., the universe is created, according to German mathematician and astronomer Johannes Kepler, considered a founder of modern science. Kepler is best known for his theories explaining the motion of planets.

Take that Creationists! Take that Scientologists! Take that EVERYBODY! Boy, I bet you feel silly for celebrating Earth Day now, huh? April 27th is the day! Happy 6,990th Birthday Earth!

What? I’m sorry, what?

Oh.

As for Kepler’s calculation about the universe’s birthday, scientists in the 20th century developed the Big Bang theory, which showed that his calculations were off by about 13.7 billion years.

I take it all back.

Sorry to have bothered you.

But I bet it was still created on April 27th.

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