January 13, 2013
On this day in the year 3658, invading galactic hordes will scour the Earth looking for your descendants. Upon finding them, they will totally eradicate every single member of your bloodline, and leave the Earth a devastated world.
There is nothing you can do now to stop this, but had you not cut off that guy in traffic last week, all this could have been avoided.
You know, thinking back, maybe we should have warned you in advance.
Sorry.
January 3, 2013
I was waiting on line at the McDonald’s drive through to get a couple of Big Macs at the power boat dealership to buy a new yacht when I saw this car right ahead of me.
I mean, seriously, would Darth Vader drive a Jetta? Sheesh, I don’t think the Emperor would drive a Volkswagen, and I am sure even Darth Maul wouldn’t be caught dead in anything less than a Lamborghini. I really doubt that that guy is part of the Empire.
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