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Imponderable #119: E! Golden Globes Coverage

14 Jan

January 14, 2014

I get a lot of Imponderables from News of The Weird or from my local New York papers. (New York’s Motto: “We’re weird, but not as weird as L.A.”) So today we go to the weirdest part of Los Angeles, Hollywood.

MJFox

Yup, that’s a barrel of laughs. I’m sure Michael J. Fox is still laughing over that one. He’s been enjoying the humor of Parkinson’s for decades now.

E! rushed out an apology. “We regret the insensitive classification of Michael J Fox’s Parkinson’s diagnosis during our E online live stream. We understand the serious nature of the disease and sincerely apologize.”

Who wrote that “fun fact”? And who approved it?

The question is Imponderable. But I think I unearthed the answer.

moron graphic

Today in Future History: January 13, 3658

13 Jan

January 13, 2013

On this day in the year 3658, invading galactic hordes will scour the Earth looking for your descendants. Upon finding them, they will totally eradicate every single member of your bloodline, and leave the Earth a devastated world.

There is nothing you can do now to stop this, but had you not cut off that guy in traffic last week, all this could have been avoided.

You know, thinking back, maybe we should have warned you in advance.

Sorry.

 

Mars Attacks card 11