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The Late Night Movie House: The Lone Ranger Cartoons (1930 and 1966)

3 Jul

July 3, 2013

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The Lone Ranger Movie starring Johnny Depp as Tonto and, in a very ironic twist, a wooden cigar store Indian as The Lone Ranger opens this week. As I predicted- and so did anyone else who saw the horrible trailer- the film is getting lame reviews. They range from “bad” to “good film to see if you are drunk.” For the millions of movie goers whoa re poised to ignore this movie and go see Despicable Me 2 this weekend, I present the little seen Lone Ranger cartoon from 1930. It is black and white, it is silent, and it is almost 2 and a half hours shorter than the lousy film opening this weekend.

 

Next, here is the not-quite-but-almost as little seen Lone Ranger cartoon from 1966.

 

Notice something? In neither cartoon does Tonto wear a dead bird on his head. I’m just saying…

 

Allan Keyes: Cheesy Movie To Make Life Worth Living

24 Jun

June 24, 2013

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Remember the episode of the Simpsons where they decided to add Poochie the dog to the cast of Itchy and Scratchy, and the newspaper had a headline that read “cartoon dog to make life worth living”?

Well, now you know the joy I felt upon learning about this movie, called Sharknado!:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/sharknado-spins-horror-story-article-1.1376073

“After a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air.”

Wow…..I mean WOW. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ELEVENTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Do I actually need to say more?  No I don’t. But I did manage to steal, acquire a preview poster of this awesomness:

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Mr. BTR Says: Personally, I am already looking forward to these Syfy films already in development: Tarantula El Nino and Zombie Lion Stuffed Taco.