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Late Night Movie House of Crap: Justice League of Pornstar Heroes (NSFW)

10 Jan

January 10, 2012

 I generally don’t consider pornography a fitting topic for this blog. While in some ways pornography and porn stars are moving closer and closer to mainstream, I still maintain a few standards and that’s the reason for the warnings at the top of this post. You’ve been warned.

While pornography isn’t a fitting topic for Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride, comic books most certainly are. This blog has a regular Saturday weekly comic feature and comic books and characters form a significant part of the content here. So it was hard to ignore the following adult movie when it got so much press both in comic book and mainstream circles.

The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes

Marvel is cranking out films left and right and gearing up for The Avengers while Warner Brothers/DC can’t make a decent Superman film and Green Lantern was dead on arrival. The Batman franchise is a winner but it is also coming to an end. So in the absence of a real Justice League movie I present to you the trailer for and publicity stills from the Justice League porno movie.

The trailer is clean and shows no nudity but think twice before viewing it at work.

Imponderable #30: Davidson County North Carolina

6 Jan

January 6, 2012

Dr. Evil sure has fallen on some hard times.

Most stores won’t accept any bills over $20, this guy wanted them to take a $1,000,000 bill? Seriously, if he wants Walmart to take a bill that big then he has to buy more than $476 dollars worth of stuff.

Did he really expect a cashier to have that kind of cash in his register? Did he think no one would suspect that maybe, just maybe, a million dollar bill might not be legit? I guess that’s why he shopped at 5am, figuring the early morning shift wouldn’t be at their best before sunup. I really wish I could find a picture of the bill. Whose picture was on it? I’m betting either Bugs Bunny or the tooth fairy.

A $1,000,000 bill. That guy is 53 years old. What was he thinking?

The question is Imponderable.