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Sneak Peek of the Week of August 11th, 2013

11 Aug

August 11, 2013

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That is without a doubt one of the best designed and best named characters I’ve run across. Don’t know him? He is an old Mickey Mouse nemesis going back to the 1930’s when Mickey was actually an interesting character. The old Mickey Mouse newspaper strips are really good stuff, not the vanilla yogurt he turned into in recent decades.

But meanwhile, back at the Phantom Blog, we’ll be back to our old tricks, including a peek at one of my favorite Al Bundy moments. See you right here at bmj2k.com.

 

 

Imponderable #104: Albuquerque New Mexico

9 Aug

August 9, 2013

This one is so obvious it borders on the cliché. But it is still funny!

 

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Just from his name, anyone who hired John Wayne Higgins to defend him was screwed. Look it up, the annals of crime are full of people with the middle name Wayne. John Wayne Gacy, for example.

This was not the first time John Wayne Higgins was drunk in court. Last month, he defended a client with the “I know you are but what am I?” defense, and in April, he summed up a case with “your honor, may it please the court that blearrrgh!” and vomited all over the plaintiff.

Why would a lawyer not lose his license over this?
The question is Imponderable.