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Imponderable # 20: London England

7 Oct

October 7, 2011

Do I need to go into this?

I take issue with the judge. If the Mafia really did poison my urine, you bet I’d pee it out ASAP.

But the real issue is about placing this man in the witness protection program. You can’t expect him to rat on the Mafia and not get whacked. He has a target on his back now. They already went after his urine, what could be next, his poop?

Why would the Mafia poison the water supply? I guess that’s Imponderable.

Did this guy really expect to get away with that lame excuse?

The answer has to be no.

How did his lawyer say that in court with a straight face?

The question is Imponderable.

But lawyers do that sort of thing all the time.

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The Saturday Comics: Jack Benny

24 Sep

September 24, 2011

Kind of a mixed bag today. A few unrelated comics featuring Jack Benny.

These comics, from Batman and Winnie Winkle, highlight two of Benny’s famous traits- extreme cheapness and extremely bad violin playing. I’ve also included a couple of ads, one encouraging kids to draw a beard on Jack Benny. Jack has some comic book appearances but these are more obscure. Enjoy.

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