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Would Darth Vader Drive a VW?

3 Jan

January 3, 2013

I was waiting on line at the McDonald’s drive through to get a couple of Big Macs at the power boat dealership to buy a new yacht when I saw this car right ahead of me.

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I mean, seriously, would Darth Vader drive a Jetta? Sheesh, I don’t think the Emperor would drive a Volkswagen, and I am sure even Darth Maul wouldn’t be caught dead in anything less than a Lamborghini. I really doubt that that guy is part of the Empire.

 

Imponderable #62: Zimbabwe Part One Week!

31 Dec

December 31, 2013

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September 21, 2012

To celebrate the return of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride, I am doing what is going to be the BEST IMPONDERABLE EVER! And even better- I am doing it in three parts! Today, tomorrow, and Sunday you will follow the saga of the Magical Missing Underwear of Zimbabwe!

You can thank me later.

Yes! A witch hunt! A good old-fashioned witch hunt! So here’s the set up: 26 women went to sleep and woke up pantiless. The underwear was later found in the bush, which is an unfortunate pun. Prophets are being brought in to conduct a witch hunt. I don’t know about you but I am on the edge of my seat, and I’ve already read the next 2 parts!

It only gets better, much much better, from here. All I will tell you is… you cannot guess what happens next.

TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW!