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The Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: Life Like Puppies

10 Aug

August 10, 2013

 

 

Toys are either fun or not fun, there is no middle ground. Toys can be creepy, odd, unusual or scary, but they can still be fun. Toys can also be beautiful and sweet, but no fun at all. This is a toy that manages to be both  sweet and creepy at the same time, and still not any fun at all.

 

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Marketed a different way, I’d have no issue with this toy. I’m sure little kids could have a lot fun with this and there are plenty of cute animal toys and dolls that do the same thing, or purr, or poop. But to market this as “perfect for comforting lonely seniors”? That’s just wrong. Giving a human being a purring doll is no substitute for human interaction, especially when the human is an older person in (as explained in the review) an assisted living facility. Those people generally do not get enough visitors or get enough real recreation, and you want to compensate that with a doll. Seriously? And the woman in the review says that, when she calls her mother, the doll is all she wants to talk about. Sounds like  a warning sign to me. She doesn’t talk about her trip to the park, or her friends and their card game, or the good time she had that afternoon, no, she wants to talk about the lifeless doll that sits in her lap.

I’d be very, very concerned.

Who would be cruel enough to think that giving a senior citizen a doggie doll is any kind of real comfort?
The question is Imponderable.

 

 

Mr. Blog’s Tepid Zombie (Classic Undead Repost)

1 Aug

August 1, 2013

To round this little trio of Tepid Zombie reposts, I bring you back to 2011 and the very first Tepid Zombie blog. A brand-new Imponderable and Saturday Comics are coming your way this weekend.

 

February 22, 2011

The zombie genre is already overcrowded so I figured this would be a good time for me to jump in. Much as a shambling undead ghoul will walk around mindlessly following other shambling undead ghouls, I am going to mindlessly follow the masses and do my own zombie stuff. Here is the first of an occasional series of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Zombie, a feature following what this blog would be like if written by a zombie in a zombie world. I eventually plan to write complete zombie blogs, but here is what my front page may look like when we are all zombies: