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Sneak Peek Plus! 10/22/12

21 Oct

October 22, 2012

This week, Mr. Keyes goes culinary, I’ll post an addendum to the recent Batman Week, and Frankenstein makes an appearance. Plus The Imponderable, Saturday Comics, and The American Chopper Weekly Rundown.

Now that we’ve got that out of the way, check out a pair of Paul Teutul impersonators. First, from out very own bmj2k.com archives, the Indian Paul Teutul:

I can NEVER get enough of this guy!

Next, from some commercial or show or other, is Old Flabby Paul Teutul:

And lastly, a bit of business left over from the recent Picture Postcard: The Jack-o-Lantern Avengers.

I mentioned in the comments that there were Count Chocula and Frankenberry pumpkins but I didn’t post them because the pictures did not come out very good. Well yada yada yada, I said I’d stick them in the Sneak Peek of the Week, so here you go:

FRANKENBERRY

And now a problem. The character I thought was Count Chocula is not count Chocula at all. Here is the real Chocula. HINT: He is the short one.

So who is this cartoon vampire impersonator? Any idea? Any clue? I have no guess.

Know who this is? Leave a comment below if you can identify this soft-cheeked blood sucker.

Imponderable #65: Clayton Cubitt

19 Oct

October 19, 2012

Going against the tradition of The Imponderable, Clayton Cubitt is not a place, he is a man. Read on.

And now, purely in the interest of science and research, are his videos.

WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
And please, be over 18. While there is NO nudity or profanity here, this is not for kids.

I decided that it was in the best traditions of journalism that I present all four videos. And how about that Alicia? If those girls don’t make you a fan of literature I don’t what will. And if you are a true cosmopolitan bibliophile, follow the links at the end of the videos for foreign versions.

And as far as mocking a Victorian theory of hysteria in women, give me a break. Some guys will say anything to get a woman to do some things. The man, btw, lives in my neck of the woods, Brooklyn NY. I would love to run into him some day.

I did some research into this (in the name of journalistic integrity) and the women are either burlesque performers or adult movie stars, and what is going on below the table is probably just what you think is going on below the table. This is real.

But what is it? Art? Well, I guess it is, if only in the sense that everything today is art. Is it a statement? The artist seems to think so but I don’t believe him.

Is this simply the extreme that a man will go to just to get a sexual thrill?

The question is Imponderable. But the answer is probably yes.

You watched all four of those videos, didn’t you? 😉