My Review of Kong: Skull Island

17 Mar

March 17, 2017

Before we begin, I’ll tell you right upfront that though I am going to try to keep the spoilers at a minimum I have a terrible track record so expect me to spoil this film for you.

This is a fun film and I enjoyed it a lot, and although it is set in the same universe as Godzilla, there is no comparison at all. Godzilla was pretty good but ultimately disappointing, this one is very good and not disappointing. Unless you want to see him climb the Empire State Building. But what do you expect? This film isn’t called Skull Island for nothing. He doesn’t go to New York.

In a nutshell, a bunch of soldiers and scientists land on Skull Island. The soldiers are there to help the scientists with a “geological survey,” which was just a lie to flush the monsters above ground. And it works. It works really well. It works too well. Out of nowhere Kong decimates them and from there on it is a trek for the survivors to the other side of the island while dodging monsters and beasts, but for one man it becomes an obsession to kill Kong. (And of course that man is Samuel L. Jackson. The subtitle of this film should be King Kong vs. Samuel L. Jackson.) Will he kill Kong? (No. See? I told you I’d spoil it.) Will the humans make it to the safety of the other end of the island? (Some of them yes, most of them no.) Does Brie Larson spend most of the film in a tank top, often soaking wet? (Mercifully yes.) 

So here’s the good:

  • This film is faithful to the original from 1933, despite being a reboot and having no relation to the original. No, I am not drunk. Let me explain. This film is set during the 1970’s and details the first time outsiders set foot on the island. Take the original film- the island, the natives, the wall, Kong, etc., but now leave out Carl Denham and the rest. Imagine that they never set foot on the island. In Skull Island, it is easy to believe that this is what the original island would be like if no one else ever set foot on it. Sure, they updated it a bit, but this is clearly the same island. Also, the film opens with the sound of old airplanes and machine gun sounds over the credits, which leads into the first scene of a WWII air battle, but I also found it to be a homage to the climax of the original film.
  • It can actually be compared to Apocalypse Now. Yes, really, and I am not just talking about the posters. 
    Skull Island generally follows the same basic plot as Apocalypse Now. A group of Vietnam-era soldiers in an untamed jungle doggedly moving upriver and through more and more danger to a climax with a mad colonel. True, Apocalypse Now doesn’t have a giant ape, but it does have Marlon Brando, so I call that a tie.
  • The first action sequence with Kong vs the helicopters is awesome. You will love it.
  • John C. Reilly is hands down the most fun character in the film. If you know him from Adult Swim’s Check It Out, his character is about 60% Dr. Steve Brule. If that means nothing to you, go to YouTube right now. Seriously, go. I’ll wait for you.
  • Kong is all over this film. This isn’t like Godzilla where we had a few murky shots and were constantly waiting for the monster to show up again. 
  • The soundtrack is all 1970’s classic rock. Grace Slick! Black Sabbath! The Hollies! 

And here’s the bad. But it isn’t too bad. 

  • There were no dinosaurs. In every King Kong film, even the ones from Japan where he fights robots, he fights dinosaurs. And although I said above that the island is identical to the original, this is the one exception. No dinosaurs. Kong did fight a lot of reptilian skull crushers, but they looked more like those lame MUTOS Godzilla fought in his last American film than Dinosaurs. And while that makes sense since they are set in the same cinematic universe, it was a glaring omission. King Kong fights dinosaurs! (That will be rectified when King Kong vs. Godzilla comes out in a few years.) 

This is the real problem I had with the film: It had no heart. You didn’t root for Kong. There was no “humanity” in him as there was in every other version of the giant ape. This Kong is just gruff. And it is understandable since he is an orphan who spends his life fighting other monsters. But it doesn’t make you root for him. He protected the humans in this film but never seemed to like them or have any connection to any other human. The film tried to make up for that by giving one of the human characters a tear-jerker ending and it worked, if the intent was to make everyone leave the film feeling good, but it did nothing to make us like Kong. 

Like the original, the female lead ended up in the ape’s palm, but unlike the other versions this was a rescue and there was no connection between them. It wouldn’t have surprised me if Kong just dumped her back in the water. 

This was a fun film and a good action film. This may not be the Kong that you remember or the Kong that you want, but it works. You get your money’s worth. And since we already know that King Kong vs. Godzilla is going to be made, my geeky fanboy take on that after seeing both monsters in action, is Kong will easily take out Godzilla.

Just like Kirk would beat Picard in a fight.

Here’s Brie Larson in a tank top. Think I’d leave you hanging? That ought to sell some tickets. Tell ’em Mr. Blog sent you.



9 Responses to “My Review of Kong: Skull Island”

  1. Mac of BIOnighT March 17, 2017 at 12:33 am #

    “Just like Kirk would beat Picard in a fight”? I hope it was just a joke I didn’t get, otherwise our friendship ends here and now >___<
    Anyway, your review has made me curious, it will probably be a year or more before I see this film, but when it happens, at least I'll be unprejudiced, thanks 🙂


    • bmj2k March 17, 2017 at 12:35 am #

      It’s the classic nerd/geek cliche, to seriously debate who would win in a fistfight between the two captains. It’s the precursor to the now current “who would win in a fight, Kong or Godzilla.”


      • Mac of BIOnighT March 17, 2017 at 8:23 pm #

        It used to be “Who’s stronger, hulk or the Thing?” Feels like yesterday.. how time flies 😦


        • bmj2k March 17, 2017 at 9:31 pm #

          I wish I could remember the details, but it was a long time ago and The Next Generation was either on the air or just left. I was at a convention when a guy stood up and asked one of the actors (wish I could remember who, maybe Patrick Stewart? I just don’t recall) who would win, Kirk or Picard, and the audience cracked up while the actor was just confused.


        • bmj2k March 17, 2017 at 9:31 pm #

          And oh yeah- totally the Hulk


          • Mac of BIOnighT March 20, 2017 at 7:00 pm #

            I still think it would be the thing, but I guess I only say that because I never really liked the hulk…


            • bmj2k March 20, 2017 at 11:35 pm #

              I want it to be the Thing since he’s one of my favorites but the Hulk has no upper limit to his strength. The madder he gets the stronger he gets.


  2. T E Stazyk March 17, 2017 at 12:44 am #

    Great review and it makes me want to see the movie. I had a sense of dread when you said it was set in the 1970s because the “other” King Kong from the 70s was the Dino di Laurentis version. Remember his classic line? “When other Kong die, nobody cry. When my Kong die everybody gonna cry.” Didn’t happen.

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    • bmj2k March 17, 2017 at 1:18 am #

      Oh yeah, I remember that. I also remember him taking out an ad looking for “a well-built black man” to play Kong. He was a character, all right. As for the 70’s setting, they really play up the soldiers and Vietnam aspect in the film before Kong shows up. Again, there really is an Apocalypse Now vibe. Until Kong arrives, they are more or less doing a pretty good (though cliche) war movie set up.


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