January 18, 2015
Ebay, you gotta love it. Want to find a broken video game? They’ve got it. The last card you need to complete your Dukes of Hazzard trading card set? It’s there. A rare Etruscan nose snood? Oh, sure. And then there’s this:
Hey look at that! A Dracula figure. Sweet.
Wait, is that Dracula? Let’s take a closer look.
That’s not Dracula, that’s Gilbert Gottfried!
Dracula Gottfried! This is so cool! I always wanted a Count Gilbert figure ever since he made his first appearance many years ago on the Howard Stern Show!