June 29, 2014
Before we begin, a notice from The Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride:
I often get on Japan for being, let’s face it, totally weird. Sexbots, sexbots, sexbots everywhere! Now before you hop on a jet to the Land of The Rising C-, no, no I won’t go there, beware! The following product was invented across the sea in China.
This, ladies and gentlemen (but mostly gentlemen), is the world’s first fully automatic hands free sperm extractor.
Or as I call it, the Roboblow. And yes, it does just what you think it does.
The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.