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Allan Keyes Presents: The 2013 Mr. BTR Film Festival

29 Jul

July 29, 2013

 

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My First Award: The Worst Display of Shooting EVER:

 

I mean look at this dipshit.  He’s got his prey trapped in an enclosed space. EASY PICKINGS. More to the point, the door is glass – he doesn’t think to shoot through until the very end. And then he fails it by not killing anyone at point blank range.  I mean, yeah it’s a good thing he didn’t kill anybody but common – there used to be a time where people took pride in their craft.

In the meantime. YouTube is littered with these Philly PD videos. Good stuff, if you like to see sub-humans prey on people that is.

Because that was bound to leave a nasty taste in your mouth, here’s an adorable kitten/raccoon ownage:

My Second Award: The Interspecies Love Award:

 

WITHOUT FURTHER COMMENT, I PRESENT TO YOU THE WINNER OF THE GOLDEN LAURELS AND THE PALM ‘D CRAP – 2013 MBTR FILM FESTIVAL.

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