Late Night Movie House of Crap: Justice League of Pornstar Heroes (NSFW)

10 Jan

January 10, 2012

 I generally don’t consider pornography a fitting topic for this blog. While in some ways pornography and porn stars are moving closer and closer to mainstream, I still maintain a few standards and that’s the reason for the warnings at the top of this post. You’ve been warned.

While pornography isn’t a fitting topic for Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride, comic books most certainly are. This blog has a regular Saturday weekly comic feature and comic books and characters form a significant part of the content here. So it was hard to ignore the following adult movie when it got so much press both in comic book and mainstream circles.

The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes

Marvel is cranking out films left and right and gearing up for The Avengers while Warner Brothers/DC can’t make a decent Superman film and Green Lantern was dead on arrival. The Batman franchise is a winner but it is also coming to an end. So in the absence of a real Justice League movie I present to you the trailer for and publicity stills from the Justice League porno movie.

The trailer is clean and shows no nudity but think twice before viewing it at work.

14 Responses to “Late Night Movie House of Crap: Justice League of Pornstar Heroes (NSFW)”

  1. bmj2k's avatar
    bmj2k January 10, 2012 at 12:14 am #

    Pornography is not a fitting topic for this blog.
    Except for this other post: https://bmj2k.com/2010/11/17/grandpa-no/

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  2. Mac of BIOnighT's avatar
    Mac of BIOnighT January 10, 2012 at 12:55 am #

    Let’s face it: Wonder Woman looks a lot better here than she does in the recent – what was it? A TV series? Whatever.
    And the music in the trailer is just awesome. Really.

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    • J.R.D. Skinner's avatar
      JRD Skinner January 10, 2012 at 11:17 am #

      What I love about the trailer is the utter lack of dialogue. Porn Stars are meant to be seen, not heard?

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      • bmj2k's avatar
        bmj2k January 10, 2012 at 12:45 pm #

        Those kind of films usually have a very unique soundtrack.

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k January 10, 2012 at 12:47 pm #

      I don’t know what they were thinking with that show.

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    • Mike Monge's avatar
      Mike Monge January 10, 2012 at 4:19 pm #

      I was just about to write the same thing! This WW Suit IS really nice…I Agree it’s way better than the one from that show…haha

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      • Mike Monge's avatar
        Mike Monge January 10, 2012 at 4:20 pm #

        Actually all of the costumes seem to have a surprisingly nice quality to them…especially since they’re all gotta come off @ some point..haha

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        • bmj2k's avatar
          bmj2k January 10, 2012 at 6:13 pm #

          I don’t get the point of spending all that cash on costumes in a porn. Wouldn’t green tights and a yellow t-shirt be good enough for Aquaman?

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          • Mac of BIOnighT's avatar
            Mac of BIOnighT January 10, 2012 at 6:57 pm #

            You’d be surprised how much porn with superheroes (costumes and all) – especially by amateurs – is out there. Apparently they shaped people’s fantasies in more ways than one ;-P

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            • bmj2k's avatar
              bmj2k January 10, 2012 at 8:18 pm #

              The subject matter doesn’t shock me- you should have seen the stuff I found when I googled this subject. Or maybe you shouldn’t, it was just way, way out there. But what really surprised me was the budget of this thing.

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              • Mac of BIOnighT's avatar
                Mac of BIOnighT January 10, 2012 at 10:15 pm #

                Well, after all this might be a new Flesh Gordon in 20 years…

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                • bmj2k's avatar
                  bmj2k January 10, 2012 at 10:31 pm #

                  After it was mentioned not long ago I started something about Flesh Gordon but I just couldn’t go on with it. I briefly toyed with having the nasty Mr. Know-It-All review it but I had no desire to go to the dark places again.

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      • Mac of BIOnighT's avatar
        Mac of BIOnighT January 10, 2012 at 7:00 pm #

        Although this Wonder Woman sucks, too (oops, maybe this is too risqué for the blog…)

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