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Hold Me Closer, Tiny Weightlifter

15 Jun

June 15, 2011

Last week I blogged about That’s Incredible, the show where average everyday people who were struck by lightning got their fifteen minutes of fame, minus commercials. It prompted JRD Skinner to remember a tiny girl with amazing muscle mass, which in turn prompted me to go back to an old blog from the MySpace era and cannibalize it for parts.

Let me be clear- I am not mocking this man for his size, and I am not mocking him for weightlifting. I am mocking him for his lack of dignity and bleached-blonde hair. I get that clothes in his size have to be bought in the kid’s section, but he could have picked something better than shorts with a cartoon on the crotch. And he didn’t have to pose in the arms of the bigger man like an action figure.

Here he is, the man at least one newspaper has dubbed Shortzenegger:

You can read more about the (literally) pocket Hercules here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-513820/Mini-muscleman-Meet-worlds-smallest-bodybuilder.html

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