May 30, 2011
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STUPID NEWS PLAGUES COUNTRY
Mr. Blog to Mock Headlines
Nationwide
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From the Does This Sound Like A Good Idea At Any Time? Department:
Tragic story to be sure, but under what circumstance does it sound like a good idea to have a Principal hypnotizing students?
Apparently the Daily News takes this story very seriously, as they used this graphic to lead the story:
From The Department Of Somebody Missed The Real Story Here:
I invite you to read between the lines.

From my Ridiculous Story That Gives Me A Chance To Post A Picture Of A Hot Model Department:

I fail to see the problem here.
From The Department Of Lost Among All The Bumbling Idiocy Is A Question That Needs To Be Asked:

Why is the FBI hiring outside rent-a-cops to do their security?????????
And lastly, the Does Jeff Foxworthy Know About This? section:









It isn’t quite June but hey, who doesn’t want summer to get here already?
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OMG it just gets better all the time doesn’t it? How long do you think the woman who won the lottery is going to keep the money?
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I’d bet it’s gone already. She doesn’t seem like the saving kind, and lottery winners have a long history of going broke a few years after hitting it big.
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Great round up – I suppose (re: the FBI story) that Marvin The Martian must have sat around quite a while wondering “where’s the earth-shattering kaboom?”
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Would have been interesting if my mail-stealing neighbor got his hands on that one.
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Re: Jiffy Lube Wedding
When you are stupid your whole body suffers.
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That second pic rules!
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