May 15, 2011

This is Agent Zero reporting from deep inside Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride. I’ve uncovered a lot of evidence that a crime wave will take place here next week. And I’m not just talking about the usual crimes againt comedy that get committed here day in and day out, like The American Chopper Rundown and Saturday Comics. I have evidence of mail theft, proof of the smuggling of illegal Chinese knock-offs, and documentation of corruption in the highest levels of the Iranian government.
I also found this little doozy that I hope doesn’t fall into the wrong hands:
This is deep. The conspiracy goes all the way to the top.





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