Tag Archives: Rebecca Black

Imponderable #54: New York City

13 Jul

July 13, 2012

Was it Rebecca Black? I really hope it was Rebecca Black.

Air travel is such a hassle today. Take off your shoes, take out your water bottles, full body scans, long lines, crazy pilots screaming in the aisles, stewards throwing your stuff around, who needs this?

Why wouldn’t she shut up? Who did she think she was, Jennifer Hudson? (Whom I totally can’t stand. Ever listen to her talk? She sounds borderline illiterate. Listen to her Weight Watchers commercial where she pronounces it “Watchuzz.”) Seriously, did the other passengers need her singing? I’m surprised no one took matters into their own hands and delivered some sky justice to her. It is bad enough you can’t get a bag of peanuts, you have to listen to that nut?

What else could the Imponderable be but why didn’t she stop singing?

The question is Imponderable.

Anyone else wonder what she was singing?

If you can make it through the clip, listen to her marble-mouthed voiceover at the end:

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Top Ten Things Found in Osama Bin Laden’s Computer

6 May

May 6, 2011

The CIA has gotten a treasure trove of information from computers captured in the raid on Osama Bin Laden’s compound. Among the intelligence and documents were some surprising finds. 

  • Rebecca Black’s Friday video
  • Rejection letter for romance novel, The Bashful Nurse and the Jihadist
  • Six months of emails back and forth with Charlie Sheen
  • Low fat blueberry muffin recipes
  • Sensitive beheading poetry
  • Hundreds of photos of Ryan Seacrest
  • Letter of support to Paul Teutul Sr.
  • Online dating profile (Likes: long walks in the park. Hates: Infidel Western Imperialist dogs)
  • Threatening letter to DC Comics telling them to have Superman give up US citizenship “or else”
  • Next week’s posts for Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride

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