March 1, 2011
Last week the news hit the web that a guy in Egypt named his kid Facebook. I feel sorry for the little girl. Facebook is such a masculine name. Anyway, what better place was there to respond to that news than Facebook? Well, if you are not a friend of Mr. Blog on Facebook, you missed the Top Ten Reactions to The Kid Named Facebook:
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NATIONAL NEWS
Slackers around the nation rejoiced as they discovered that they could have a secure government job looking at naked pictures and feeling up hot women.
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Officially, Facebook also owns the words “faceplant,” “facepaint,” and “shitfaced.” When contacted for a comment, Supreme court Justice Fred “Elena Kagan” Flintstone cited the legal precedent of WCW Wrestling’s Ahmed Johnson vs. Booker T:
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This is all it takes to be famous in America- massive, morbid obesity. I’m looking at you John Pinette, Louie Anderson, and Kirstie Alley.
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INTERNATIONAL NEWS
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PEOPLE IN THE NEWS
DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
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