Tag Archives: DWI

Imponderable #104: Albuquerque New Mexico

9 Aug

August 9, 2013

This one is so obvious it borders on the cliché. But it is still funny!



Just from his name, anyone who hired John Wayne Higgins to defend him was screwed. Look it up, the annals of crime are full of people with the middle name Wayne. John Wayne Gacy, for example.

This was not the first time John Wayne Higgins was drunk in court. Last month, he defended a client with the “I know you are but what am I?” defense, and in April, he summed up a case with “your honor, may it please the court that blearrrgh!” and vomited all over the plaintiff.

Why would a lawyer not lose his license over this?
The question is Imponderable.

Imponderable #79: Urbana Ohio

1 Feb

February 1, 2013


Time travel gives me a headache.

Let’s let The Doctor explain it.

What amazes me here is the Ohio police. They pick a guy up for DUI and let him back on the street, drunk and behind the wheel, a mere hour later? Justice is swift in Urbana, so swift that there was no time for the guy to sleep it off in the drunk tank, it seems. What’s up with the cops just bringing him in and letting him go? Catch and release works for bass fishing tournaments, not policing the citizenry.

And when he was picked up the second time, all they gave him was another citation?

How drunk are the cops in Urbana Ohio?
The question is Imponderable.

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