Picture Postcard: The Most Dangerous Game

25 Jun

June 25, 2013

Think it is easy living in the city? We have to deal with subway shutdowns, constant highway construction delays, taxes that equal the gross national product of certain small nations, rats the size of Mayor Bloomberg, Mayor Blombergs the size of midgets, and now, urban human sport-hunting.

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They hunt the Most Dangerous Game of All- sedentary apartment dwellers.

I snapped this picture myself and, ironically, this building is right next door to the 63rd precinct station house. Of course, depending on your view of the NYPD, this sign might be quite apt.

I just wonder what has been going on to make the owners put up a sign like that.

Allan Keyes: Cheesy Movie To Make Life Worth Living

24 Jun

June 24, 2013

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Remember the episode of the Simpsons where they decided to add Poochie the dog to the cast of Itchy and Scratchy, and the newspaper had a headline that read “cartoon dog to make life worth living”?

Well, now you know the joy I felt upon learning about this movie, called Sharknado!:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/sharknado-spins-horror-story-article-1.1376073

“After a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air.”

Wow…..I mean WOW. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ELEVENTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Do I actually need to say more?  No I don’t. But I did manage to steal, acquire a preview poster of this awesomness:

worth living

Mr. BTR Says: Personally, I am already looking forward to these Syfy films already in development: Tarantula El Nino and Zombie Lion Stuffed Taco.