I Was Bored

25 Sep

September 25, 2013

Not only was I bored, I was tired. That’s a pretty lethal combination. One second you are at your desk staring at whatever nonsense is on the screen in front of you, like this blog, and the next second you are facedown on the keyboard, left eyeball stuck on the letter r, and the computer screen filling up with rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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blogula

Sigh.

At least my mother is proud of me.

Picture Postcard: The Well-Dressed Fence

24 Sep

September 24, 2013

According to GQ, no properly-dressed fence is complete without a tie.

tie

This wasn’t posed. I went to pick up my girlfriend and this is how I found the front of her house. I have no idea how long it had been there, but when we returned about five hours later it was still there.

I hope that when I’m there next, someone has added a top hat.