Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride

May 31, 2016

This is Imponderable because, as a man, I simply refuse to think about this.

GAH! HOLY CRAP! A freakin’ PYTHON in the freakin’ TOILET! THIS IS OUR COLLECTIVE NIGHTMARE, GENTLEMEN. 

Whose blood is that? The snake’s or the dude’s?????????? Oh, I am going to be sick.

Thank goodness the snake is OK. Yeah, I was really worried.

“Many times”? “MANY TIMES”? I am not- repeat NOT- going to Thailand. It’ll be awhile before I take a dump right here in NYC!

How does a guy survive a python devouring his schwantz? 
The question is painfully Imponderable.

And yeah guys, I can already hear your complaints of “a snake on his penis? Jeez, and I cant even get my girlfriend to…” I feel ya.

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