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A Free Gift Just For You!

31 Jan

January 31, 2013

Yes, just for you! And you and you and you! In fact, this is a free gift for everyone out there!

Starting this month, and (keep your fingers crossed!) continuing every month, your new monthly Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride Calendar!

Just print it out and hang it on your refrigerator, cubicle wall at work, leave it on your desk, anywhere you need a calendar! And it contains “this day in Mr. Blog” history dates, featuring important past blogs. This month, you can find out which day the Tepid Zombie Debuted! It is big and colorful and eye-catching so why not print it out now?

Click on the image below and save the full-size page. No spam or viruses here!

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This is more than an attractive and useful calendar, it is also a good way of promoting this site, so if you ever got a chuckle or simply look forward to the next bad photoshop of the fat guy eating a cheeseburger, hang it up and tell people to check out bmj2k.com!

 

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A Bagful of Lies

29 Jan

January 29, 2013

I love croutons. A good bunch of croutons can really make a great salad. Cheddar and bacon, garlic and butter, you name it, I really love those toasted squares of stale bread and my salad isn’t a salad without them. But this particular bag of croutons just makes me angry. Who does it think it is anyway, insulting my intelligence?

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New York brand croutons expects me to believe that they have the Original Texas Toast? Really? I’d think that the original Texas toast would come from, oh, … TEXAS.


Hold on to your hats, it gets worse! Turns out this bag of NEW YORK croutons is not made in New York at all!

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“New York” brand “Texas Toast” made in Ohio! Is there no truth in the world anymore? What can I trust? It was bad enough when I realized that no train stopped at my local Subway franchise, and not long ago I found out that beloved McDonald’s shill Grimace was played by the same man who dressed as the Hamburgler. Sheesh, no artistic integrity there either!

This just ruins my salad. I can’t eat croutons under false pretenses. Thanks a lot, Marzetti Company, you’ve just ruined my diet.

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And I think the Hamburgler is flashing gang signs in this picture. If he’s a Crip then I think McDonald’s should consider changing their advertising strategy.

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