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Today in Future History: January 13, 3658

13 Jan

January 13, 2013

On this day in the year 3658, invading galactic hordes will scour the Earth looking for your descendants. Upon finding them, they will totally eradicate every single member of your bloodline, and leave the Earth a devastated world.

There is nothing you can do now to stop this, but had you not cut off that guy in traffic last week, all this could have been avoided.

You know, thinking back, maybe we should have warned you in advance.

Sorry.

 

Mars Attacks card 11

Top 5 Lego Creations I found by Googling

11 Jan

January 11, 2014

The premise is pretty simple, so try to keep up, all you remedial readers in the New York City Council. (Which, by the way, has been proven to historically be a total waste of taxpayers money. Unless you think renaming streets in honor of dead graffiti artists is worth a six-figure salary for part-time work.)

I typed the word “Lego” into Google. Nothing else, no description, just “Lego.” I then picked my five favorite Lego creations from the first page. No More, no less. And although these are the Top Five, these aren’t in order. These are just the five coolest things I found.

NUMBER ONE

Lego 1 Tiger

NUMBER TWO

This one happens to be my favorite painting- The Scream by Edvard Munch.

Lego 2 Scream

NUMBER THREE

This was actually used to fill in a crack in a public wall in Poland.

Lego 3 Street

NUMBER FOUR

This one speaks for itself… in the language of Awesome!

Lego 4 SW

NUMBER FIVE

Lego 5 Anatomy Man

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