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I Hate CVS

10 Oct

October 10, 2013

Check this out.

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Reminder: Please check expiration or “best by” dates prior to purchasing.”

The CVS closest to me has these signs peppered all over the store. Even, and this is true, in the greeting card aisle. (There’s nothing worse than buying a Christmas card and finding out it expired on Easter.) This was apparently prompted by the fact that the store is full of expired items. No joke, I mean that. I’m not just talking about the last box of corn flakes sitting way back in the rear of the shelf. I bought a bottle of soda that had just been packed out on the end of the aisle, right near the registers, and when I opened it I found that it was flat and the expiration date was three months ago. And this was just put out for a big sale!

These signs are an admission that they put out expired stuff. They really should say “Warning! We put out expired food and if you are dumb enough to not look at the expiration dates, then too bad for you, sucker.” Instead of making sure that their items are fresh and their products have not expired, they are putting the onus on YOU to make sure that you do not buy stale stuff. 

OK, I can understand taking this little precaution. After all, I check expiration dates on everything I buy as a matter of course. I don’t trust stores not to put out expired goods. But unlike CVS, most stores do not come out and smugly admit that they sell expired goods. 

In Which I Just Exploit What Others Have Done and Call It a Day

7 Oct

October 7, 2013

This post is literally a double header.

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fat spotlight

You all know all the fun we’ve had with Norman Smackmunch over the years – all the epic pictures I’ve created. Well I’ve been trolling the internet and wanted to give OTHER people credit as well, since they’ve obviously had as much fun as me with our resident cheeseburger eater.

So I’m going old school here and presenting the best results for the google search “Fat Guy Eating Cheeseburger” (and in the process, maybe you’ll learn to properly appreciate how amazingly I’ve been able to work with this picture!)

 – DA KILLAH!
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This one is awesome. You can’t see it here, but the medallion and the sparkles are animated. BRAVO sir, BRAVO!

 – OUR FAVORITE MEMES COLLIDE! d2

Yeah, eff you Scumbag Steve!

 -THE INNER BEAUTY OF SNACKMUNCH

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The artiste is like a raw Picasso….I cannot look away. The use of texture and colors is amazing. When I see stuff like this I wish I could draw more than just stick figures stabbing each other in the groin.

 -INSPIRATIONAL  MESSENGER d4

 -THE CHEESEBURGER’S REVENGE!!! d5

 I DID THIS ONE BUT LIKED IT SO MUCH I JUST WANTED TO INCLUDE IT ON THE BLOG AGAIN d6

 And just for fun, here’s another Cosplay FAIL:

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