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6 Oct

October 6, 2010

I have no idea if this stuff works or not, but I doubt it, and like the rest of the Jersey Shore people I just wish he’d go away, but I wanted to show you these ads, which you’ve most likely seen as they pop up everywhere.

Is this the best they could do? The way he’s holding the bottle, like he can’t get it far enough away, the grimace on his face, it looks like that stuff must stink to high heaven.

The first ad, with the flag behind him, almost looks like the pictures terrorists sometimes release, and he’s doing the ad against his will. You can imagine the gun aimed at his head, just off panel.

Not the best endorsement.

Mr. Blog does not endorse this product, this guy, or his show, and can't wait for him to be voted off Dancing with the Stars.

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Who Reads Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride?

18 Jul

July 18, 2010

Skippy

Skippy

“I like to read Misses Blog at the library before they kick me out. I like to see the boobies on Erin Andrews. I used to pilot a UFO.”

Peter Fong

“Mister Blog reads like a litany of man’s inhumanity against man, in the dystopian tradition. It is a satire on the neo-classical form. I read it on my laptop during lunch because no one will sit next to me.”

Lucille Goldberg

Lucille Goldberg

“We read the Tepid Ride while we are on the throne.”

Ophelia_loves_the_beach247

“OMG! It is like THE BEST dating site out there! IMHO I will NVR! find a better place to meet guys! I am 35 yrs old, nvr married, and have a collection of medieval clothing you MUST SEE TO BELIEVE! I love the beach (DUH!) and PRAYER to my own GOD. True believers and non-smokers only, plz.”

The Master

Torgo says: “The Master is never displeased wth Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride. The Master says that Mr. Blog is his gateway to world dominion. Torgo logs on for The Master everyday so he will not be punished.”

Doctor Nadir

“The lucky ones are dead. All other Earthlings will be subjected to our Martian Mr. Blog camps where they will be forced to read Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride until they writhe in agony, hee hee HEE!”

THANK YOU TO ALL OF MY LOYAL READERS!

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