I’ve been having a rough time lately. Sometimes it seems like everything I do is wrong, like everyone is against me. It is at times like these that I think back and rely on a bit of wisdom handed down through my family. I draw solace from its words, inspiration from its meaning.
You can’t ride a wet horse to Germany.
That old adage comes from MAD Magazine and never have truer words been spoken by Alfred E. Neuman.
Is he a super-plumber? A man with the proportionate strength and speed of a toilet? Some sort of alien-toilet hybrid? No my friends, no, he is none of those things. He is …
The Flash!
It seems that down in South America The Flash is known as Flush Man. Really! He is!
I don’t know how that translates, and I don’t care. I could google it but why ruin the funny? FLUSH MAN!
The only problem is, they have it wrong. THIS is FLUSH MAN:
Dan Dan the City Wide Man
I’m… FLUSH MAN!
Really, I can’t enough. So in that spirit, I present to you the Dan Dan the City Wide Man commercial that aired all over the place on Long Island a few years ago. Seriously (I mean this, seriously) the jingle was so catchy I’d catch myself singing it all the time.
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