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Superman. A Historical Perpective.

11 Sep

This is a short piece I put up on my favorite Old Time Radio forum, Relic Radio.

September 10, 2013

Many people here comment on what they learned about society from the OTR era through radio shows. Listening to an episode of The Adventures of Superman brought home the economic realities of today, as well as yesterday.

I’m currently listening to the Scarlet Widow arc. (In a nutshell, she has stolen a chunk of kryptonite and is going to sell it to the four most dangerous criminals in Metropolis. This leads directly into the famous Atom Man story.) Every show ends with the announcer stating that for more Superman, you can check your daily newspaper and, almost as an afterthought, that Superman is also published by DC Comics.

Superman GANow today, the last place you’d go to find Superman is the newspaper. In fact, newspapers are a quickly dying industry. But then, pre-internet, more people got their news from newspapers than from television (a large percentage of homes had no televisions), and newspapers were likely ahead of radio in terms of where people got their news. Sure, people turned to radio for up-to-the-minute and breaking news, plus of course war reports from the front, but newspapers were still cemented in culture and remember- this was still a time when upper-class men would go to clubs and actually sit in an easy chair and read the paper, at times. Superman was syndicated across the country and while adults may or may not have listened to the radio show, I wouldn’t doubt that they stopped on the comics’ page to see what Clark Kent was up to while they flipped between business and sports.

In addition to OTR, this was also the era of the classic comic strip, with Alex Raymond’s gorgeous Flash Gordon art and Milt Caniff’s Terry and the Pirates (and later, Steve Canyon) gracing the page alongside Popeye, Blondie, and Archie.

I have no statistics, but I am sure that more people knew Superman from radio than newspapers, and I know for sure that more knew him from radio than comics. Remember- radio, not comics, introduced Kryptonite, Jimmy Olsen, and Perry White, not to mention “Look! Up in the sky!”  Comics took their lead from radio.

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Alex Ross art

We think of Superman as a comic book hero today, but although he started in comics, it was nothing to be proud of back then. Comics from the OTR era today fetch good money, but there was no collector’s market back then. Comic books were routinely tossed around, stuffed in back pockets, buried in backyards, and not one person thought you could sell them for big money someday.  In fact, that would have been a laughable idea. Comics began as cheap reprints. Reprints of newspaper comics. While decades later gorgeous artwork from the likes of Alex Ross would grace comic covers, Jack “King” Kirby and Will Eisner were  a couple of decades away from becoming comic superstars. Even in the era when Captain Marvel was selling 1.3 million copies each month, far more than Superman, comics were looked down upon, far more than they are today. (By comparison, last month’s Superman Unchained sold 165,754 copies. That’s about 1.15 million fewer than Captain Marvel. This in an era when comics are acknowledged as art and literature!) And lurking ahead in the next decade, Fredric Wertham was ready totally wipe out comics. He nearly did, too.

Just as an aside, in terms of movies, the Superman serial had not quite hit, though the amazing Fleischer cartoons were in theaters, and TV? No George Reeve show yet.

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OTR-era giveaway

So from one line of promotion at the end of an episode of Superman, you can extrapolate a whole vision of society, and contrast it to the realities of today. Superman has outlasted his radio and newspaper roots, and he’s likely to outlive his comic book history too. Chalk one up for truth, justice, and the American way.

 

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Stupid Watch To Make Life Worth Living (An Allan Keyes Tech Review)

9 Sep

September 9, 2013

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Hot tech news – the Smart Watch is upon us!!!

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101002543

“Samsung seeks ‘iPod moment’ with smartwatch launch”

Not quite an IPod moment is on tap…..more like an Apple Newton moment. In case you didn’t know, the Newton was one of Apple’s biggest flops.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton_(platform)

This is an alleged image of the soon to be unveiled watch:

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HAHAHAHAHA…..fail.  I looks like those binders Luke put on Chewbacca when they wanted to infiltrate the Death Star:

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When it comes to this watch, I’m not even going to bust out the Dick Tracy references, I’ll leave that to others.  But can you imagine – there’s always that one guy who just HAS to be at the cutting edge of all new tech, so you can bank on there being one schmuck who’ll be running around wearing both Google Glasses and this stupid watch at the same time. In a related story, there’s always that one guy gets robbed of his tech very early on and endlessly cries about it.

Anyway, back to this watch, which I predict will be such a fail it is pulled off the mass market after 3 months and relegated to Sharper Image catalogues – it has some features which will include some sort of blue tooth ripoff so you can pair it with your smartphone.

Personally, it sounds about as utilitarian as this:

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without the shoephone’s benefit of hiding it’s enduring ugliness where nobody can see it.

Actually, I cracked wise too soon about Sharper Image – they have some fine watches that seem to be great alternatives to this impending piece of failtech Samsung is about to unleash on us. For example:

This watch has Bluetooth and caller id.

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This watch looks futuristic cool

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This watch finds fish…..somehow

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Now once again, for reference, compare those watches…..to this:

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Yeah, I’m running out to buy THAT.

In the meantime, here’s some rare pics of a super secret project that Samsung is working on to capture the NEXT ipod moment. It’s tentatively called the Lobe-Bot  (see what I did there?) 

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  And I’d still wear all of this before I wore that “smart watch”