John Newly Is Taking Calls (Lying Awake #7)

18 Mar

March 18, 2015

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– Ed from Michigan, you’re next on Lying Awake.

– John?

-Go ahead Ed, I’m listening.

– BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY STERN RULES BAB-*

– Hmm, Ed seemed to be talking in tongues. I wonder if he was possessed. Next up, Brad from New York. Hi Brad, how are you tonight?

– Uh, I’m ok. Um, I’ve got a question for John.

– I’m John, go ahead with your question.

– Well, what I want to know is, why don’t you stick your head up a dead bear’s -*

– Whoa, whoa. Eddie, who’s screening tonight? That’s Fast Eddie, my producer I’m talking to. No one?

(inaudible, off mic.)

– Seriously? Art used to do unscreened open lines all the time? Really?

(inaudible, off mic.)

– Alright, we have time for one more call before the break. Bob, from Bowie Maryland, you’re on Lying Awake.

– BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERN!

– Sigh, we’ll be right back after these words from all natural herbal formic acid remedies.

– STERN RULES!

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