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Milestones of Journalistic Excellitude

8 Aug

August 8, 2014

There’s a lot of speculation over the hotly anticipated Batman v Superman movie. How badly will Ben Affleck suck? Is this nothing more than a Dark Knight Returns rip-off? Will Kevin Smith ever shut up about this movie?

Luckily, there’s the internet to tell us exactly what’s going on.

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There you have it fans, straight from the International Business Times, via Badass Digest. With unnamed sources like that, how could this possibly be wrong?

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With a scoop like that, you need a SPOILER WARNING!

For its awesome journalism, not to mention enviable math skills, I present the 2014 Milestones in Journalistic Excellitude Award to Tanya Diente! (Actually, based on that article, I’m starting to doubt if Batman will be in Batman v Superman.)

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4 Responses to “Milestones of Journalistic Excellitude”

  1. Mac of BIOnighT August 8, 2014 at 12:09 am #

    I keep re-reading this, but I can’t make sense of the 50 / 30 years thing… is it me?

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    • bmj2k August 8, 2014 at 6:10 am #

      My best guess is that Bruce Wayne is 50 so he’s been Batman for about 30 years.

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      • Mac of BIOnighT August 8, 2014 at 9:20 am #

        Yep, but I don’t get why she says it… I guess it’s a kind of journalism that’s too sophisticated for a simple mind like mine ;-P

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        • bmj2k August 8, 2014 at 9:50 am #

          That’s why she won the award. 🙂

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