Archive | November, 2013

YES! Rubber Duckie Inducted Into Toy Hall Of Fame!

14 Nov

November 14, 2013

YES! ABOUT FREAKIN’ TIME!

I will now turn over the rest of this post to Pierre D. Duck.

251517_231324220215902_1806800_nHello! I am Pierre D. Duck, the World’s Greatest Duck! I work in a bakery where I eat a lot of cake and I have a big family too. I would like to accept this award on behalf of me, Pierre, because I deserve it. Did you know that I am a model? The rubber duckie? That is me. When I was very young they took my picture and made me into a toy because I was so cute and loveable. I am still very handsome. I would like to thank everyone who honored me because I am so great, including my wife Cecelia who is making me spaghetti tonight with meatballs and a hoagie sandwich, and my children who are so cute because they look like me, and my son Norman who plays baseball. Thank all of you for making me such a great duck and who is going to have a big dinner tonight! Thank you all for food!

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I Blame It On Lex Luthor

13 Nov

November 13, 2013

NO! Say it isn’t so!

How DARE YOU make this child cry!

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What happened?

Was it a bird?
Was it a plane?
No, it was Batman Bin Suparman, gone bad!

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We’ve met mild mannered Batman Bin Suparman before, the young man from Singapore with the ridiculous name. But he was a good, law abiding citizen by day, Batman and/or Superman by night. Now though, he knocked off a convenience store and robbed a bank. Was is kryptonite? Was he impersonated by Bizarro? Mind controlled by Lex Luthor? What was it? What could it be?

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I am so disillusioned right now.

 

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