Signs, Portents, and Inconvenient Tanks

21 May

May 21, 2011- afternoon

I saw this sign on a closed store and had to snap a picture. It is less a sign than a portent.

They know something that I don’t. “Important reason?” “Tanks”? Something bad is brewing, but it is a comfort to know that the owners will be close in case we need them.

And is there anything more inconvenient than a tank?

15 Responses to “Signs, Portents, and Inconvenient Tanks”

  1. skinner's avatar
    skinner May 21, 2011 at 3:30 pm #

    Only the rapture.

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k May 21, 2011 at 3:35 pm #

      Oh, that thing. But seeing as how this is a barbershop run by fairly strict Middle Easterners they may not have the Rapture in mind.

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  2. Jeff's avatar
    Jeff May 21, 2011 at 6:30 pm #

    LOL – Is the entire county illiterate? I’m thinking yes, pretty much.

    :J

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k May 21, 2011 at 6:32 pm #

      With a few notable exceptions, *cough cough*

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  3. Thomas Stazyk's avatar
    Thomas Stazyk May 21, 2011 at 7:00 pm #

    Let us know if you see any “convenient” tanks rumbling down the street.

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k May 21, 2011 at 7:01 pm #

      I’ll let you know when I leave my bunker.

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  4. Mac of BIOnighT's avatar
    Mac of BIOnighT May 22, 2011 at 12:24 am #

    Oh, boy, this is simply awesome! I laughed my teeth out! 😀 It doesn’t qualify for engrish.com (since it’s not been taken in an eastern country), I’m afraid, but I’ll, give it a try just the same. However, it sure qualifies for being saved to my hard disk, so thanks! Sorry: tanks!

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k May 22, 2011 at 12:33 am #

      You might not be so sure it doesn’t quality if you saw the neighborhood.
      The sign has been up for a couple of weeks but i usually pass on the other side of the street and only walked on that side a couple of days ago. The first time I passed it I had nothing to take the picture with so the next day I made sure to bring my camera, and all the next day until I got there I was sure it would be gone. It has been a few days since I took it and I am starting to wonder if the place will ever open.

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      • DeltaRose's avatar
        DeltaRose May 22, 2011 at 11:16 pm #

        Hey, and they used duct tape! Now that truly brings quality to the sign. Maybe they are covering an inconvenient tank with duct tape to make it convenient.

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        • bmj2k's avatar
          bmj2k May 22, 2011 at 11:48 pm #

          For me, the fact that it is printed and not hand written is a big plus too.

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  5. Mac of BIOnighT's avatar
    Mac of BIOnighT May 23, 2011 at 6:54 pm #

    Not really Engrish, perhaps, but for years I thought the name of the thing was “duck tape” and I wondered where the odd name came from. Then one day I saw it written somewhere…

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k May 23, 2011 at 7:04 pm #

      You are not alone. I see and hear that all over. And now there is a brand of “Duck tape.”

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  6. The Hook's avatar
    The Hook May 24, 2011 at 9:48 am #

    Good eye for stupidity!

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    • bmj2k's avatar
      bmj2k May 24, 2011 at 1:51 pm #

      I came by it honestly as a New York City teacher.

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