January 27, 2011
Sometimes naming someone after their father and making them a Junior is a lot of pressure. I wonder if Larry Joe Jerry senior is proud? On the other hand, can you imagine having to live up to being named after Jesus Christ? (In which book of The Bible did Jesus steal copper pipes from Nazareth?)
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I have to admit, Lucifer Hawkins has a certain ring to it.
Down here a court case made headlines a couple of years ago. A 12 year old girl applied to the courts to have her name changed from Talulah Does The Hula In Hawaii, which her parents for some reason had put on her birth certificate.
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I think that name is amazingly cute but I would probably leave everything after Talulah off the certificate and leave it as a nickname.
I’m assuming that she was born in Hawaii, otherwise the name changes from cute to creepy.
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Yeah, I actually really like the name Talulah, although I can understand that Talulah D.T.H.I.H. Smith might be a little unruly.
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I think it hinges on the last name. Talulah Does The Hula In Hawaii Schwartz doesn’t have that ring to it. (Unless she’s married to the fabled Bedrmuda Schwartz.)
On the other hand, Talulah Does The Hula In Hawaii Brudda sounds right.
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How about Talulah Does The Hula In Hawaii Five O
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Tonight on CBS, Talulah Does The Hula In Hawaii Five O
Perfect!
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I did some poking around to see if I could discover what her actual last name was – I couldn’t find it, as she’s a minor, but I did find this great snip from an article on her:
“In his written ruling, [the judge presiding on her case] said names such as Stallion, Yeah Detroit, Fish and Chips, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit were prohibited by registration officials.”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/jul/24/familyandrelationships.newzealand
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What’s wrong with Stallion? I mean besides the obvious. Why would a judge prohibit that?
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Sex fruit?
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“Sex Fruit Does The Hula In Hawaii”?
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How about Sex Fruit Stallion? Or Stallion Sex Fruit. That kid would end up seriously warped!
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Change “Stallion” to “Unicorn” and really mess the kid up.
Of course, the Freudians would have a field day.
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Good point – maybe he’s a huge Stallone fan?
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NO EFFIN WAY IT’s REAL?!!! I always thought this was a rumor!…
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Hey, they changed that title after Stallone got big- as a movie star, that is.
That was oringally called A Party at Kitty and Stud’s. Gotta hand it to porn, it took about two seconds to come up with those names.
He’s a New York guy and with all that snow it sure wasn’t filmed in California. I wonder where that park is?
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Larry Joe Jerry totally wins The Name Game
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Larry Farry Fo Farry Joe Jerry Bo Berry Bannana Nana Fo Larry Joe Jerry I give up.
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Television always stops it @ Chuck for some reason…
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Chuck Chuck Fo Fu- WAIT A MINUTE!
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I guess Rich is out of the question too.
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I hadn’t heard that song but I love the dancing! If you slowed it down and got rid of the bad you could have a fairly interesting rap song.
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